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tyuig64: I’m going to be single forever because every man is not Jeremy Renner

Jun 29th

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Jun 22nd

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redditor captainpixystick explains the Affordable...

Bob: Hi, insurance company. I'd like to buy some health insurance.
Insurance company: No. You had cancer when you were 3 years old, and the cancer could come back. We're not selling you health insurance.
Bob: It's not my fault I got cancer when I was three! Besides, that was years ago!
Insurance company: If we sell insurance to you, we'll probably lose money, and we're not doing it.
Bob: But I need insurance more than anyone! My cancer might come back!
Insurance company: We don't care. We're not selling you insurance.
Obama: Hey, that's totally not fair. Bob is right, he does need insurance! Sell Bob some insurance.
Insurance company: If we have to, I guess.
Mary: This is cool. Obama said the insurance company has to sell insurance to anyone who needs it.
Sam: Hey, I have an idea. I'm going to stop paying for health insurance. If I get sick, I can always go buy some insurance then. The insurance company won't be able to say no, because Obama's told them they have to sell it to anyone who needs it!
Dave: that's a great idea! I'm not paying for health insurance either, at least not until I get sick.
Insurance company: Hey! If everyone stops paying for insurance, we'll go bankrupt!
Obama: Oh come on Sam and Dave, that's not fair either.
Dave: I don't care. It saves me money.
Obama: Oh for god's sake. Sam, Dave, you have to keep paying for health insurance, and not wait until you're sick. You too, Mary and Bob.
Mary: But I'm broke! I can't buy insurance! I just don't have any money.
Obama: Mary, show me your piggy bank. Oh, wow, you really are broke. Ok, tell you what. You still have to buy insurance, but I'll help you pay 95% of the cost.
Mary: thank you.
Obama: I need an aspirin.
Insurance company: We're not paying for that aspirin.

Jun 21st

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Jun 20th

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What most people say: Fuck, 15 minutes of trailers, this is bullshit
What I think: OH MY LORD HERE COME THE TRAILERS OH BOY OH BOY I WONDER WHAT THEY'LL BE I'M GOING TO GIF EVERYTHING WHEN I GET HOME OH SOMEONE HOLD ME IS THAT A NEW CELEBRITY CRUSH FOR ME TO BLOG ABOUT WHAT'S YOUR NAME BABY WHAT'S YOUR SIGN... OH LOOK THAT GIRL AND THAT GUY JUST WALKED INTO THE SAME COFFEE SHOP AND STOOD BEHIND EACH OTHER IN LINE I SHIP IT SOMEONE COVER ME IN TISSUES DO YOU HEAR THAT SOUND IT IS THE SOUND OF MY HEART BREAKING THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG GOD MY FEELS ARE ALL OVER THE FLOOR WITH THE POPCORN I THREW FLAILING ABOUT IN FANGIRL FRUSTRATION TAKE THE WHEEL DEER GOD
What I say: Yo, that looks good.

Jun 20th

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Jun 16th

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The Wailing Bean Sidhe: Who Wants This Necklace? →

wailingbeansidhe: It’s been in my store for, like, ever. And nobody’s bought it. So it’s going home with somebody for free. Rules: The contest closes on Monday at midnight, and I’ll do one post a day between now and then; I’ll tag each one with “FreeGewgaws” so you can find them if you want to. To enter,…

Jun 16th

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Jun 9th

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Jun 9th

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Happy Endings, 1.7

Jane: Everybody get in the truck. Max, you distract the hipsters.

Max: Hey everybody…look over there. Sofia Coppola’s playing badminton with Jason Schwartzman!

Jun 8th

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Jun 6th

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“All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn’t...”

– Joss Whedon (x)

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Jun 5th

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anunidentifiedgalpal: thequietworld: BEST ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES Claire Danes (Homeland) Michelle Dockery (Downton Abbey) Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife) Elisabeth Moss (Mad Men) Emmy Rossum (Shameless) Katey Sagal (Sons of Anarchy) That needs to be the honest 2 god Emmy line up anything else is balls Katey Sagal - for all the wins. #Gemma I love me some Homeland. Can’t wait for...

Jun 5th

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brbshittoavenge: …Renner, it’s a good thing you’re cute. This just might be one of the weirdest movies I’ve ever sat through. It feels like a college student film. Or community college. But I keep finding myself weirdly emotionally invested in it. The main girl has… serious issues. Seamus Dever’s character reminds me of this obnoxious guy I knew in college who had Terminal Nice Guy...

Jun 3rd

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